me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
this new weed strain I've got will make you so so scared dude it's so strong. it's called Sitting At Desk With Your Back Facing Unlocked Door OG
every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry
you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"